more resident evil 1 doodles
The cast of Resident Evil 1 in 'Local Man' terms
Chris Redfield: Local man knifes way to victory
Jill Valentine: Local woman picks locks to victory
Barry Burton: Local man is made to look like the traitor until the last fucking minute, makes REALLY bad jokes
Joseph Frost: Local man feeds wild dogs own body
Brad Vickers: Local man fucks everything up but pulls through when it counts- Everyone is still pissed
Albert Wesker: Local man is a dirtbag, wears sunglasses at night, doesn't fucking die
Rebecca Chambers: Local woman is having worst day ever; loses gun, bug sprays superior, but kills giant plant
BRAVO Team: Local team FUCKING DIES
The Signs As Classic Barry Burton Quotes
Aries: "I found something. It's a weapon. It's really powerful - especially against living things! Better take it with you."
Taurus: *to first zombie* "Hey you - stop! Run, Jill! He's insane!"
Gemini: "I HAVE THIS!!!!!"
Cancer: "A dining room?"
Leo: *drops rope* "Now I've done it! Sorry Jill, I'll go and get another rope!"
Virgo: "Yeah, you're right - but just take a look at this! It's Forest! OH MY GOD!"
Libra: "There must be a back door somewhere. Let's try to find IT first, shall we?"
Scorpio: "I'll just go and get some fresh air and BE EATEN by a monster."
Sagittarius: "That was too close! You were almost a Jill sandwich!"
Capricorn: *literally at any given moment* "What is it?"; "What IS it?!"; "What is this?"; "What the hell?"
Aquarius: *obnoxiously steps over giant dead snake* "Jill, have you found anything interesting?"
Pisces: "I hope this is not Chris's blood."
